Weeks 3-4 Recap

Sledge Hammer

His record is perfectly balanced, as all things should be. The Mad Titan picked up a win in Week 3, but was unable to keep the momentum, running into a swarm of G-Men. He still has a playoff-ready roster. He’ll aim to break his even record in a positive way in the coming two weeks.

Peyton’s Forehead Shiner

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Peyton The Wise? It’s not a story the Avengers would tell you…Peyton knew what he was getting into, but maybe didn’t realize his team would die just as Iron Man did to secure a 2021 Championship. He’s still on the hunt for his first victory, hopefully for his own sake it will come in the next two games. 

Team G-MEN

A tear like no other has propelled the G-Men into stardom, anyone in his wake is likely to meet certain doom. He picks up another 2 wins without breaking a sweat. If he’s able to continue his next two games with such success, there will be nobody left to contend for his #1 seed. It’s time to fear the shield 

Odell’s Rusty Hip

A blowout loss set Valkyrie back to 1-2, but she followed it up with a win against the reigning champion. She currently holds possession of the 4th seed. To keep that, she can’t keep trading wins and losses. 3 wins this month is a must to keep the bottom 4 at bay this month. If she can do that, things may really be looking up for her. 

Pull The Lever. Gronk!

Consecutive losses have set the Witch outside of playoff contention. Fear not, there is still time. A loss over the next two weeks won’t ruin her playoff hopes, but it would make it an incredibly difficult climb. She needs to rise up and show some fight if she’s to take this hellacious receiving corp to the postseason. 

Bradshank Redemption

Unfortunately following in her daughters footsteps, Bradshank continues her loss streak with 2 more. She’s in a similar spot to her offspring. Going 1-1 over this next split wouldn’t be season-ending, but it would make her road to redemption incredibly tough. 

Is This Soccer?

While the Brit has looked impressive, one must keep in mind that he has the fewest points scored against him by a significant margin. The next two splits will truly test the strength of his squad. Right now, a win is a win. He’s sitting comfortably in 2nd place.

Suh-Tang Clan

The rookie has now secured 2 straight wins, putting him in prime postseason position. His next two games will be crucial in maintaining his place. Until then, he should enjoy the early success he’s garnered. 

Zach S